Distasteful to say the least.
I have decided that over the next 3 months and 2 weeks there will be one entry a week about the nightmare that is my apartment complex (complex like an unfortunate skin condition).
I have decided I'm moving. Courtney and I are going to begin, what I can only imagine, will be a lifetime of too many cats in our living quarters.
LUGIE MAN!
. . . at a rather late hour, every evening there is a guy that hocks something unnatural into the parking lot. Sometimes I'm in bed and only by the grace of thin walls do I hear mcccchhhhhhhhoooooooooohCK-PUH. I'm pretty certain he's the guy that lives here that is the 'maintenance man' however the idea that any 'maintenance' goes on- is suspect. It's a far cry from what I call character- it's more like a health code violation.
I by no means think that it's inappropriate to dislodge something from one's throat and or sinus cavity but I think 2 rules ought to apply. 1- Dislodge phlegm in the comfort of ones home or at the very least, bathroom. and B- Lugie Man is unearthing something from the depths of his torso that is deep. I mean- DEEP! Get that checked out, they gotta have something over-the-counter to help even the brownest of smoker's cough.
I have decided I'm moving. Courtney and I are going to begin, what I can only imagine, will be a lifetime of too many cats in our living quarters.
LUGIE MAN!
. . . at a rather late hour, every evening there is a guy that hocks something unnatural into the parking lot. Sometimes I'm in bed and only by the grace of thin walls do I hear mcccchhhhhhhhoooooooooohCK-PUH. I'm pretty certain he's the guy that lives here that is the 'maintenance man' however the idea that any 'maintenance' goes on- is suspect. It's a far cry from what I call character- it's more like a health code violation.
I by no means think that it's inappropriate to dislodge something from one's throat and or sinus cavity but I think 2 rules ought to apply. 1- Dislodge phlegm in the comfort of ones home or at the very least, bathroom. and B- Lugie Man is unearthing something from the depths of his torso that is deep. I mean- DEEP! Get that checked out, they gotta have something over-the-counter to help even the brownest of smoker's cough.
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