Mercury Retrograde
No- it's not the latest in house or trance music. It's real and it is present as I type this rant to you, my faithfull readers- both of you!
When in the course of astrological events our wing footed messenger, the planetary representation- Mercury, goes 'retrograde' appointments, travel, and communication in general are interrupted. Mercury will be back in direct rotation March 8th.
This is why my laptop has gone on strike with a 'fuck you- I'm not gonna charge.'
This is why my car has has a cracked do-hickey and may explode at any moment. Not really- it's just an unfortunate and poorly timed leak.
This is why I had to push 'send' 26 times on that email and it would not send- yet I managed to have 27 copies in the 'out' box. There is a bonus 'send' for thinking bad thoughts.
This is why my blog was frozen yesterday marked as a 'spam blog'. I promptly told them I am vegetarian.
(Now, there is a whole thing about this retrograde being in Pisces that throws an additional kink in things)
Now- for those that do not consult their cards, tea leaves, or stars for greater guidence- laugh on. The rest of us will tread lightly while you fumble. You've been warned!
When in the course of astrological events our wing footed messenger, the planetary representation- Mercury, goes 'retrograde' appointments, travel, and communication in general are interrupted. Mercury will be back in direct rotation March 8th.
This is why my laptop has gone on strike with a 'fuck you- I'm not gonna charge.'
This is why my car has has a cracked do-hickey and may explode at any moment. Not really- it's just an unfortunate and poorly timed leak.
This is why I had to push 'send' 26 times on that email and it would not send- yet I managed to have 27 copies in the 'out' box. There is a bonus 'send' for thinking bad thoughts.
This is why my blog was frozen yesterday marked as a 'spam blog'. I promptly told them I am vegetarian.
(Now, there is a whole thing about this retrograde being in Pisces that throws an additional kink in things)
Now- for those that do not consult their cards, tea leaves, or stars for greater guidence- laugh on. The rest of us will tread lightly while you fumble. You've been warned!
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on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 11:15 AM.
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I'm scared! What should I do? Would drinking gatorade help battle the retrograde? I need my chart done pronto. (No really, I want to do that.)
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