ricolla!
a friend of mine sent me an email today and i have to share this story b/c it just made me laugh!
so he works in, what i can only imagine, an 'office space'- cube oriented office. he goes to talk to a friend/co-worker/office friend person and while en route takes the opportunity to put a ricolla throat lozenge in his mouth. normally a mundane benign task however i think the anticipation was so much that upon entering said friends space w/ afore mentioned lozenge- he then proceeds to loose that ricolla- ONTO FRIENDS KEYBOARD.
yeah- he accidentally spit his cough drop onto someone's keyboard, had to clean it, and then had no cough drop. <-- that sucks. does the mild embarassment of the incident become secondary to the loss of the much anticipated lozenge or does one worry about the embarrasement?
stories of projectile spit are good but still must take a backseat to vomit-stories.
our moral today is: speak softly when satisfying oral fixations!
so he works in, what i can only imagine, an 'office space'- cube oriented office. he goes to talk to a friend/co-worker/office friend person and while en route takes the opportunity to put a ricolla throat lozenge in his mouth. normally a mundane benign task however i think the anticipation was so much that upon entering said friends space w/ afore mentioned lozenge- he then proceeds to loose that ricolla- ONTO FRIENDS KEYBOARD.
yeah- he accidentally spit his cough drop onto someone's keyboard, had to clean it, and then had no cough drop. <-- that sucks. does the mild embarassment of the incident become secondary to the loss of the much anticipated lozenge or does one worry about the embarrasement?
stories of projectile spit are good but still must take a backseat to vomit-stories.
our moral today is: speak softly when satisfying oral fixations!
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