Ground breaking theory---
I can hear her from my desk- DAILY. She clerks for one of the courts and, bless her heart, she's a talker. No judging- we smell our own.
She regularly discusses how sick her mother is and there is nothing anyone can do for her and yet should someone mention the slightest ailment she has a down-home cure. Like snorting a baby asprin for cataracts or duct taping warts....
At any rate- I can hear the swoon of her pack-a-day husk as she's talking to a defendent on the phone today. It started off as something I could avoid- because I usually do. What got my attention was,
"Well how many protective orders do you have against you?"
"Mmmm Hmmm."
"OK."
*pause*
"Well, have you thought about not hittin' any more women?"
I believe I am going to put that on a t-shirt...
She regularly discusses how sick her mother is and there is nothing anyone can do for her and yet should someone mention the slightest ailment she has a down-home cure. Like snorting a baby asprin for cataracts or duct taping warts....
At any rate- I can hear the swoon of her pack-a-day husk as she's talking to a defendent on the phone today. It started off as something I could avoid- because I usually do. What got my attention was,
"Well how many protective orders do you have against you?"
"Mmmm Hmmm."
"OK."
*pause*
"Well, have you thought about not hittin' any more women?"
I believe I am going to put that on a t-shirt...
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Melissa
Can I get that on a t-shirt too! I know that pack a day husky voice you speak of. She once let me borrow a pair of shoes b/c I had worn to work two different shoes to the courthouse (with two different heels). Bless her- they were the ugliest shoes ever, but they were much better than the alternative! So if you ever need a cig, shoes, and a pill for what ails you she can help out. : )
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