TV and Radio today's blackhole of time.
I have felt some guilt about doing NOTHING all day. I went from the bed to the couch to the kitchen to couch- rinse and repeat. Here is just a sampling of the craziest shit I have heard today in my media consumption!
5. MTV's Real World. I love how they are exploiting the struggle of an anorexic roommate in such a way that I think glamorizes this social body dismorphia. When will white girls stop bitching about how fat they are?!? EAT A SANDWICH AND SHUT-UP!
4. MTV's Real World continued. Some dumbass flooded the dishwasher w/ liquid soap. I can judge b/c I have done this.... WHEN I WAS 12! Where do they find these people and do they have jobs?
3. MTV again- when asked what's on her iPod- Kelly Clarkson laundry lists songs finishes with "and oh yeah- The Humpty Dance, Digital Underground is awesome." VJ then comments that it's best served at kareoke. OK, now that was just funny.
2. "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" wins an Oscar? Yeah- that's wrong, I don't care who you are.
1. "I'm in Love With A Stripper" is an actual song.
Seriously Folks- what is this world coming to?!?
5. MTV's Real World. I love how they are exploiting the struggle of an anorexic roommate in such a way that I think glamorizes this social body dismorphia. When will white girls stop bitching about how fat they are?!? EAT A SANDWICH AND SHUT-UP!
4. MTV's Real World continued. Some dumbass flooded the dishwasher w/ liquid soap. I can judge b/c I have done this.... WHEN I WAS 12! Where do they find these people and do they have jobs?
3. MTV again- when asked what's on her iPod- Kelly Clarkson laundry lists songs finishes with "and oh yeah- The Humpty Dance, Digital Underground is awesome." VJ then comments that it's best served at kareoke. OK, now that was just funny.
2. "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp" wins an Oscar? Yeah- that's wrong, I don't care who you are.
1. "I'm in Love With A Stripper" is an actual song.
Seriously Folks- what is this world coming to?!?
A'ight, stop what you're doing 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to...
Dude, did you know that on the radio they play it as "I'm in Love with a Dancer." FREAKING cencorship. Down with the FAA. Err, wait, the FAA can stay, I guess I meant down with the FFA. Hmm...no, that's Future Farmrers. They're aiight.
DAMN THE MAN! (That's what I meant.)
-Casey
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